Mads Mikkelsen under the shower.



Reading portraits in Afghanistan by iconic photographer Steve McCurry.

McCurry manages to tell a story with each portrait. A story of the people, the time, the country.

He allows us to travel, discover and feel another reality.




thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment


Good handjob tips:

  1. Put your mouth on it.


november-lies:

juuudal:

hover over every letter uwu


leanslimfit:

will—-herondale:

on-my-way-to-fit:

this would turn into sex after about one sit-up

^


samandriel:

Can we get a round of applause for the Watertown resident who found the suspect in the boat? Seriously, the guy saw blood on the boat, pulled back the tarp, saw the wanted, armed fugitive, stayed calm, immediately backed the fuck up and called police. You go, dude. You go. I’d have fallen on the ground shrieking and hyperventilating.

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intercourse more like yes of course


suhrenitee:

white lips pale face i wanna know how your dick tastes